“Apparently I needed some more iron in my diet.”

"So much for snowplowing today."

“PC’s Side glass slipped from my hands.”

"Hot pads weren't thick enough."

“I finally got a (secondhand) laptop that works decent for school today and I slipped on the charger and dropped it off the bed. It only half works now.”

“Someone left their window down at the beach.”

“Won’t be playing guitar for a while. Turned on the wrong burner and then grabbed a metal bowl that was sitting above the flame. Ouch. Yup. Those are blisters.”

“Somehow chucked a dirty diaper in the washing machine this morning.”

“Waited forever for the crowd to dissipate to take a picture, then this happened.”

“My popcorn got stuck so I tried buying the chip bags on the top to knock it all down and got this.”

“Your Order Was Delivered!”

“Roommate came home with new plates and the bottom of the box ripped open seconds after he stepped inside. One bowl survived.”

“Love having roommates…”

“Thought I’d make some pasta with the last of my homemade tomato sauce from my garden last summer. Guess I’d better think again.”

“Tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. Spare gave out too.”

“A part of Highway 1 fell into the ocean, so a 45 mile drive turned into a 200 mile drive.”

“It snowed two feet overnight and this unlucky neighbor’s car in the underground parking lot is next to a large grate.”

"Cook without a pizza stone they said... It'll taste better they said."

“My ceiling is leaking and the storm that is causing it isn’t stopping any time soon.”

“Mother in Law bought my wife a cozy blanket from China. Dog for scale.”

“In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap.”

“I got my diploma by mail yesterday…”

“I just ate a couple of doughnuts and then saw this on the third/fourth one.”

"Don't ask how I forgot to roll the window up."

“The glass on the bottom of this wine bottle popped off cleanly after I took out the cork.”