Sometimes you get so close you can almost taste the sweet, sweet victory. But for the unfortunate souls in this gallery, they were no where close. Seriously, this is a fail blog for the ages.

Really the best part of being able to laugh at someone's mistake is knowing they probably put a lot of effort and energy into it, and then you can just shame them out of existence in a few easy laughs. What power you have...

Or maybe you're not thinking that darkly and are just here for a couple innocuous giggles while you wait in line at the Kum & Go bathroom. Well this list is still good for that, so feel free to scroll on.

And remember, if you feel guilty about making fun of these folks, just keep in mind that they'll never know they were being mocked online. So no harm no foul.

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