The Rapture is something that is feared by many and welcomed excitedly by crazy religious people. It seems like every couple of years, a new cult leader emerges who claims it’s right around the corner. They gather together whenever it’s supposed to happen, and eagerly await for their bodies and all the other devout people of Earth to disappear in an instant and remerge in Heaven.

But the Rapture may have already occurred. There’s evidence all over the internet of bodies disappearing - and not in the mafia, murder sense. Instead of leaving behind blood, these raptured folk leave behind their clothes, sweat stains, and butt dents.

Because that’s what heaven is – a place where everyone is naked, no one sweats, and everyone has a big butt.