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If one parent says no, you still have a 50/50 chance with the other one.

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Seriously, what's the deal with these things?

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Keep an eye on that timer, because if not all hell breaks loose.

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When you don't mind not hearing from people:

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Seriously, why can't we get rid of this stupid thing already.

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We changed everything and made it worse, but it's the fan's fault.

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This happens to me almost every single morning.

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We sharing that, right?

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Dad just out here not giving a f**k.

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Gas and a case of the sore ass if you're not careful.

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I like to believe they can understand.

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Who doesn't enjoy watching a dumpster fire?

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*rings tiny little bell on handlebars* Ring Ring, we're cars.

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