25 Odd Things People Have A "Guy" For

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25 Odd Things People Have A "Guy" For

Sometimes you need a specific item and there is only a specific person who can get it for you.

Published 4 years ago in Funny

Sometimes you need a specific item and there is only a specific person who can get it for you. Over at r/AskReddit we found out that there is literally a "guy" for everything.

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I used to have a pie guy. He would come around to my shop and all the shops and businesses in the area. Had savory Cajun pies and sweet pies. -u/nueroticalyme

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I've got a guy that cleans up blood. I'm the manager at a library and someone got hurt outside. After some calling around the police referred me to a company that cleans crime scenes. -u/Rabidleopard

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I have a pig guy. Years ago, my friend hand-built a large smoker big enough to fit a whole 100-125 pound pig inside. Once or twice a year we team up and do an all-day pig roast for our friends and family. -u/imposter_syndrome88

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A mink smuggler. As in live mink. That I raise from babies. He snuggles them out of fur farms. -u/backaritagain

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I have an argument guy. Doesn’t matter what side or what subject, he will happily argue an opposing standpoint, and do it well. No questions asked. -u/machvstraveler

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I have a wine guy. Literally has over 10k bottles and acts as broker/dealer. -u/CooperHoya

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I have a tamale guy. Everyone should have a tamale guy. -u/prunepicker

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I’ve got a clam guy. He gets fresh clams in the morning then walks around town with a cooler on a cart and sells them door to door. -u/Blandymcblandface

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I have an illegal cheese and jerky lady. She owns a farm that sells legitimate animal products farm-to-table but she also makes cheese and jerky on the side and sells it only to people she trusts. In Canada, we have incredibly strict laws around dairy and jerky products. -u/xisonc

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Bee guy. If you need a hive removed he is the guy to call to safely and humanely remove the bees without killing them.-u/lisasimpsonfan

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I have a mattress gal. She runs a high-end mattress shop and is supposed to “dispose” of any returned mattresses. I take care of “disposal” by showing up at the customer's place bringing the “disposal” mattresses around to any friends or family in need of a mattress upgrade. I got a sweet $4000 king bed for free and hauling it because it was a return.-u/LiterallyADiva

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I have a sloth guy. Three separate family events over the last 15 years? I’ve called my guy and he’s brought a sloth to the party. He runs a USDA-certified wild animal rescue and has had his sloth for close to 20 years. -u/Seeking_Starlight

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I have a salsa lady, she's been winning awards for it since before I was born. -u/MildlyAnnoyedMother

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I used to have a guy for burying horses. Seriously, though, you need a good one. -u/Snoo_33033

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Spare computer monitors. They aren't the best quality, but if I ever have a friend or family member that needs a spare computer monitor, I call him up and get one from him. Thus, making me the "computer monitor guy" for several other people. -u/Clyde-MacTavish

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A chicken guy. His business cards say "Chicken Rescue" on them. Pretty sure he's also some type of mobster. -u/Bmc00

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Acquiring promotional displays. -u/Sablemint

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Slightly too Crazily outdated a/v equipment. All high-end stuff. Know a dude to does light a/v work for rich folks. Not like home movie theater stuff, just high-end TVs, surround systems, etc. The old stuff has to go away when they want the newest gadget. -u/Johndough99999

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I have a guy that will bring me a free bounce house rental upon request. And then leaves it at my house until someone else rents it out, so it's a party for days! -u/finallymakingareddit

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I do medical research. I have a fat guy. If I need to get fat I call up the fat guy and I get some, he did breast reductions, tummy tucks, and such. Fat has lots of stem cells. I used to have a brain guy. -u/Chris4evar

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I’ve got a pineapple guy. Gets me the good stuff, variously called the Sugarloaf Pineapple, White Pineapple, Kona Sugarloaf, Kona White, honey cream, etc.. -u/52ndstreet