1

“Some scotch tape just fucked a 51 year old Superman comic.”

2

“Stepped into the ocean and straight onto a fish hook stuck in the rocks, on New Years Day, in a small town, with no Doctor on duty. This is the hook after Doctor in a nearby town removed it.”

3

“An excellent start to the day, dropped it while trying to put it on.”

4

“I spent 2 weeks studying for a re-exam, had to get up at 5:30, and traveled 2 hours for said exam only to realise I wasn’t enrolled for it. That deserves a large cup of coffee on the 2 hour ride home.”

5

“Commissioned a painting of my girlfriend’s cat just to have her break up with me the night before it was completed.”

6

“Tried to buzzcut my hair because all the barbers were closed, clipper called it quits halfway through. 4 days until my Amazon one arrives… fuck…”

7

“Just found out im allergic to the brace I need to wear for the next 2 months.”

8

“I burnt all the baguettes and then dropped them all on the floor…at 6am.”

9

“Broke a $300 pasta machine by accidentally dropping a spoon inside.”

10

“My puppy destroyed my switch.”

11

“Flatmate has never found is name written on anything so I decided to gift him a personalised bowl…”

12

“My candle order finally arrived. I have Covid and can’t smell anything.”

13

14

“The cake I spent 1h to make. At least im sure it’s not too dry.”

15

“Mom thought she ordered size 6 in women’s, they’re actually size 6 in toddlers.”

16

17

“Waited 3+ years for a meyers lemon tree to mature only to find out it wasnt a meyer lemon tree.. thickest rind in the west.”

18

“My stepson and I installed a new mailbox recently. Somebody blew fireworks in it right after I checked the mail.”

19

“My new laptop was delivered! But, that’s not my house.”

20

“The lid wasn’t screwed on tight on my hot sauce this morning..”

21

“When the pipes burst overnight and you have to go to work in the morning…”

22

“When you live in Svalbard, Norway and forgot to close the window to the home office.”

23

Anyone missing a hitch?

24

“Some little babies just lost their marker privileges.”

25

“I was planning to change my tires on my next payday. Then this happen.”