just how diverse life with a roommate can be
1
“My roommate melted the pot cooking macaroni and cheese. How?!”
2
“When your roommate decides to dye her hair purple.”
3
“I made a table for my roommate who is a boss and helped me out during a time of great life struggle.”
4
“This is what my roommate will see first when he wakes up.”
5
“My roommate tried to make a pizza.”
6
“This is how my roommate opens a cereal bag.”
7
“He did that last night.”
8
“I hope my roomie brings her date home.”
9
“My roommate was getting jealous of my popsocket, so he made one for himself.”
10
“I decided to let my roommate make pasta.”
11
“My roommate likes to draw on milk bottles.”
12
“My roommate ducked my computer...”
13
“Sometimes I forget my new roommate has snakes.”
14
When your roommate is about to come home
15
“My roommate Jon built me the best custom shoe rack.”
16
It’s so irritating when your roommate uses a dirty spoon to get some butter.
17
“My roommate asked me for an extra key for his girlfriend. I made a very special keychain for her.”
18
“My roommate eats fruit really weirdly.”
19
“The roommate finally fixed the bathroom door.”
20
“Roommate took a photo of me sleeping while the cat watched.”
21
“My roommate left on a cruise for a week. I couldn’t miss my chance.”
22
“Roommate left on holiday for a week.”
23
“My roommate has an anatomy test tomorrow and I decided to help.”
24
When you roommate disagrees
25
“I just asked him to hang some toilet paper.”
