25 times things just went wrong

Nathan Johnson Published 03/25/2018

destiny is playing a cruel joke

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She was too sleepy to notice until her feet got really cold.
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“My friend’s phone after my baby brother played with it.”
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“They put up yellow police tape all around the beach for this wedding, yet somehow this random lady in the blue swim suit still felt the need to stand there and watch the whole thing.”
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When you were invited to a couples-only party.
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When you asked to have your sub cut in half.
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This car is parked, by the way.
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“My husband has been sticking these in places I can’t reach to annoy me. It’s working.”
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“I asked for 3 donuts and a water cup. The entire staff thought I said 3 donuts in a water cup. Here’s the result.”
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“Oh, let me just put these empty eggshells back in the container. I married a savage.”
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“You mistakenly leave your phone open when heading to the bathroom, then find that your girlfriend has done this to it when you get back.”
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“I asked if they could cut it in half so I could split it with my boyfriend...”
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“My crystal ball paper weight burnt a hole in my homework.”
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We don’t choose the sponsors.
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“My ex-girlfriend went through the effort of stealing every single keycap.”
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“I had a perfect pencil until this day.”
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“My baby ordered $94 worth of pizza on an app.”
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“When college has you so exhausted that you accidentally grab your shaving cream instead of your cologne.”
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1.
2.
3.
She was too sleepy to notice until her feet got really cold.
4.
5.
6.
7.
“My friend’s phone after my baby brother played with it.”
8.
“They put up yellow police tape all around the beach for this wedding, yet somehow this random lady in the blue swim suit still felt the need to stand there and watch the whole thing.”
9.
10.
When you were invited to a couples-only party.
11.
When you asked to have your sub cut in half.
12.
This car is parked, by the way.
13.
“My husband has been sticking these in places I can’t reach to annoy me. It’s working.”
14.
“I asked for 3 donuts and a water cup. The entire staff thought I said 3 donuts in a water cup. Here’s the result.”
15.
“Oh, let me just put these empty eggshells back in the container. I married a savage.”
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“You mistakenly leave your phone open when heading to the bathroom, then find that your girlfriend has done this to it when you get back.”
18.
“I asked if they could cut it in half so I could split it with my boyfriend...”
19.
“My crystal ball paper weight burnt a hole in my homework.”
20.
We don’t choose the sponsors.
21.
“My ex-girlfriend went through the effort of stealing every single keycap.”
22.
“I had a perfect pencil until this day.”
23.
“My baby ordered $94 worth of pizza on an app.”
24.
“When college has you so exhausted that you accidentally grab your shaving cream instead of your cologne.”
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