25 Tweets That Are Both Salty and Savage
Funny tweets for making it through another work day. Enjoy!
By zachnading
Published 3 years ago in Funny
Funny
tweets for making it through another work day. Enjoy!
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Imagine trying to explain this sentence to your parents. Absolutely hopeless.
2
Harry Styles is a tremendous songwriter. Okay then how do you explain this?
3
Fine. Don't believe me. Just know that you're wrong and I will ridicule you.
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It's really my only reason for living these days honestly.
5
I see zero lies here. One hundred percent accurate.
6
This is actually a solid idea. You'd probably win a contest with this.
7
$800 for nosebleeds? No thanks, I'm good.
9
This is the final boss of trailer park trash. I want to live here.
10
This is pure evil. Also I want in.
11
I'd be 3 hours late to work everyday. It would be awesome.
12
OMG suck it up, baby. You're literally a baby, you have no real issues.
13
Hey to each their own. Whatever makes you happy my dude.
14
Did you just assume this meeting's sexual orientation?
15
Dinner? What's that? Never heard of her.
16
LMAO. That's not even after fees! What a joke.
18
Just like that. My entire childhood is gone.
20
Bro. I'm gonna be here until 1am on a Sunday night.
21
Just stop sending me emails please.
22
This is accurate, but tickets are literally at like $900 at this point. Inflation.
24
Every time I touch my phone I do something wrong.
25
Bunch of jokesters and comedians we've got out here.
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