25 Tweets That Are Both Salty and Savage
Featured 10/13/2022
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Funny tweets for making it through another work day. Enjoy!
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1. Imagine trying to explain this sentence to your parents. Absolutely hopeless.
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2. Harry Styles is a tremendous songwriter. Okay then how do you explain this?
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3. Fine. Don't believe me. Just know that you're wrong and I will ridicule you.
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4. It's really my only reason for living these days honestly.
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5. I see zero lies here. One hundred percent accurate.
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6. This is actually a solid idea. You'd probably win a contest with this.
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7. $800 for nosebleeds? No thanks, I'm good.
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8. Party hardy, boys.
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9. This is the final boss of trailer park trash. I want to live here.
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10. This is pure evil. Also I want in.
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11. I'd be 3 hours late to work everyday. It would be awesome.
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12. OMG suck it up, baby. You're literally a baby, you have no real issues.
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13. Hey to each their own. Whatever makes you happy my dude.
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14. Did you just assume this meeting's sexual orientation?
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15. Dinner? What's that? Never heard of her.
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16. LMAO. That's not even after fees! What a joke.
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17. Take a seat, child.
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18. Just like that. My entire childhood is gone.
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19. When you get it...
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20. Bro. I'm gonna be here until 1am on a Sunday night.
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21. Just stop sending me emails please.
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22. This is accurate, but tickets are literally at like $900 at this point. Inflation.
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23. Nailed it.
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24. Every time I touch my phone I do something wrong.
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25. Bunch of jokesters and comedians we've got out here.
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