When a warrior dies a valiant death on the battlefield, their soul is lifted to a hero's paradise to feast and drink for the rest of eternity. Don’t all of God’s creatures deserve a chance to fight and die on the glorious field of war? We think so.

These furry friends are no strangers to the frenzy of combat. They’re all geared up and prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice. Surely they will be rewarded in the afterlife with banquets of kibble and overflowing flagons of toilet water.