Normally, sex with someone is very intimate and special. Afterward, you feel like a million bucks! Except when you don't.
Normally,
sex with someone is very intimate and special. Afterward, you feel like a million bucks!
Except when you don't. Sometimes,
women say or do things after sex that completely ruin a man's whole life. And here are the absolutely craziest examples.
Did an ex ever try any of these with you?
1
I was taking this girl doggy style and she accidentally inhaled a feather from my pillow and proceeded to gag and puked in bed.
2
Took a phone call from her husband (whose existence I was ignorant of up to then) during. Definitely killed the mood for me.
3
She trusted a fart She messed up
4
It's so small… it's so cute…
5
"I don't wanna be with you anymore". Not even joking. 6-year relationship, married for 2, "I don't wanna be with you anymore" right after finishing. Can I get an oof?
6
Worst during sex was a woman who pulled a knife on me. She wanted to role play but completely failed to tell me that she wanted to do so.
7
Tinder hookup, she was on top - her opened ended nose ring got hooked around my nose ring, she panicked and yanked her head back... Two nearly severed nostrils later, we never spoke again
8
Laughed at me during a BJ Afterward, she told all our mutual friends I had a small dick. That was an awkward few months after. Still hit though!
9
Oh boy! I'm out at a bar having some drinks and my neighbor shows up a very attractive girl, and she's buzzed and flirtatious. We head back to my place for a nightcap and then start making out, clothes are coming off, and before I know it we are going at it.
Then out of nowhere while she's on top of me she says, in what I can remember as an attempt at a sexy voice. "Myyy boyfriend isss goiing to Kiiillll you." Yup, pushed her off and opened the front door. I had no idea she had a boyfriend, never saw his next door, don't care. Just nope.
10
Not really her fault, but she vomited all over my d*ck. It was clear she had eggs for breakfast. We're married now.
11
“Go deeper, deeper.” Bro, I’m all in there, we’re outta material
12
After sex, telling me she’s pregnant and that the pill didn’t work….
14
As we were 'warming up' she was straddling me and saw something from my gym pinned on the wall. She pointed to it and asked, "oh you have a membership for Pure Gym?"Yes?" I replied, "Then why are you so fat?" She asked whilst prodding my gut. This was after telling me I had a 'girl’s ass', which I laughed off as I didn't really understand. We didn't have sex.
15
She straight-up stole my rent money of out my wallet while I was sleeping. IN hindsight, she may have been a prostitute or just a thief; who knows.
16
An ex of mine yelled out my dad's name when she climaxed during sex. Afterward, she admitted that she was extremely attracted to my dad & since I looked like a younger version of him, she was imagining him in my place whenever we had sex.
17
Started talking about how she was over her ex. I really liked her but at that moment, it was clear I was a rebound.
18
The girl I lost my virginity to (and who lost her virginity to me) wanted to know what sex was like, but she didn't want rumors about her being promiscuous to spread. She picked me because, according to her, "even if I told anyone, nobody would believe me anyway."
19
Jammed her finger into my belly button. She thought it was hot in the heat of the moment but I just started screaming and she was genuinely at a loss for why I stopped so suddenly.
20
One time during sex I was struggling to stay hard. The girl suggested I take off the condom and silly me thought that was a good idea. A week later I learned I got chlamydia.
21
After I came she started laughing and shouted 'grossss'
22
Ripped a HUGE fart while climaxing.
24
Had an epileptic fit. Nothing wrong with that, but it was a one-night stand and I didn't know what was happening.
25
We were only dating for a couple of weeks, but I kept finding blood on the bedsheet each time she spent the night over. She told me she was on her period (which wasn’t a big deal to me), but this kept happening each and every time we had sex.
One morning, I woke up to find a third of the bed covered in blood and a huge amount on the floor and bathroom. I confronted her and said I didn’t believe all this is period blood. She finally confessed that she was molested as a kid and her way of coping with the PTSD that sex triggers are by cutting herself.
