If that stupid app Quibi really wanted to produce some show people would watch, they could just find a guy to show off weird and
cool stuff like the things in this post and it would be the most popular show ever. Like David Attenborough's
Planet Earth but instead it's your neighbor Steve giving you a tour of the weird things he keeps in his
garage. Reality TV at its finest. But for the meantime we got these gadgets and
natural curiosities to ogle while we wait for our microwave burritos to heat up. Just make sure they cool off before you dig in or you're gonna have a hot cheesy mess on your hands. And if you already have a hot cheesy mess on your hands, you should probably go wash your hands. It's OK, the pics will still be here when you get back. Just
wash up. For more content that helps you forget about the fragility of life,
click here.
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“I harvested the cookie dough from my ice cream and baked it. This is the result.”
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This radio tracking device cut from a caught salmon
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“My cat’s smaller toe beans are inverted.”
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“The way a spider made a web on my Spider-Man.”
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“Bakery has a large cement loaf of bread as a door stopper.”
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“I finally noticed the floor of the Hawaiian BBQ place is the ocean washing up onto the beach.”
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“A bug bit my tattoo, giving it a nipple.”
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“Girl came into work today with a particularly colorful chameleon!”
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“The way this tree is stripping the paint off this sign only to cover itself in paint.”
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“My dustpan brush is a violin.”
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“This sparkling water is in a plastic bottle with an aluminum top.”
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“This bathroom hand washing area with mirrors in the shape of sunglasses.”
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“Table with solar panel as a sunshade that doubles as a charger for the ports at it’s base.”
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“The art on this shovel after a day of work.”
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“I found a book that is over 200 years old.”
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“I opened a beer yesterday to find the bubbles all neatly lined up.”
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“This monkey at the top of a water tank.”
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“My sister found this huge burdock today.”
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“I found a ping pong ball under my basement sofa that is elevated by spider cobwebs.”
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“April to June progression in my garden.”
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“The holes in my Swiss cheese are where the eyes would be!”
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“My local canal has a little staircase for the ducks to get in and out of the water.”
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The most efficient way to store tires.
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A big cheese stick in this chip bag.
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“In an old wallet I found a $2 bill and this 5$ bill from 1928.”
