The life of a celebrity is a blessed one. 

They have more than enough money, they don’t have to wait in lines or experience any inconvenience whatsoever, and a lot of their jobs are often just standing in front of a camera, pretending to be someone less fortunate. They breeze through life, being treated like a god everywhere they go. But occasionally, this goes to their head and when a celebrity is full of endless approval and confidence, they say some absolutely insane things.

Here are some celebrity quotes that range from small grammar missteps, to full monologues showcasing a truly chaotic, sometimes stupid, mind.