nasty behavior and sharp remarks
By Nathan Johnson
Published 7 years ago
How do you plan to spend your Valentine’s Day?
The bathroom door says, “men” from the outside but from the inside it says, “women” spelled backwards so you think you’re in the wrong bathroom.
“My girlfriend’s obsession with cheesy inspirational signs inspired me to make my own un-inspirational signs.”
“My friend posted this on a Facebook live feed. Scared the shit out of me at first.”
“Replaced my little sister’s graduation photo with one of the supreme leaders 3 weeks ago. Dad still hasn’t noticed.”
“While waiting for my blood test I asked for some water. She gave it to me in this.”
“My six-year-old son pointed out that when you hold a Clif Bar upside down, it looks like ’the last moment of that guy’s life”."
“In 2011 I got stuck in a tree. Instead of helping me, my mom took this picture.”
“My brother is a jerk.”
“They asked me if I wanted cheese on my to-go salad...”
When a comment is more hilarious than the joke.
Somebody didn’t understand the nature of the game.
This comment deserves an Oscar.
“Wife and I visited the Grand Canyon. Her mother is a worry-wart and told us to be careful, so she sent her this.”
“Boss told me to make an ethernet cable today. He didn’t specify the length.”
Some real drama in just four sentences.
“I’m sick of my brother’s babbling, so I decided to shut his mouth.”
My mom made us these socks on Christmas.
Mother strikes back.
A failed prank.
“My mother’s response.”
A cruel comment.
A souvenir for the worst driver ever.
“I checked...”
So true...
“My friend asked for a bite of my burrito... That’s what I got back.”