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27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

Sometimes, the line between life and death is so thin.

By Nathan Johnson

Published 11 months ago in Ouch

Life is fragile. Most days, most of us can forget that. With the majority of our days in a modern society spent trying our best not to pull the trigger on that quadruple-patty fried chicken pancake burger sundae or to discover what new Netflix show is least worst before the boredom can set in, it becomes all too easy to take each moment that comes and goes for granted. It's only when we get stark reminders that the near-death experiences down below that we remember that each of those moments could easily be our last.

  • 1

    I snorkeled too far out into the ocean, and it wasn't because it was a riptide, I just got distracted by pretty fish

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 2

    Being sleepy on the road. Don't. Find a spot and sleep a bit. Seriously, it happened to me twice. You think you won't fall asleep, but you will.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 3

    Went to Grand Canyon and tried to be funny and acted like I was gonna slip,[it was snowing], and ended up almost really slipping and falling. Some random guy scolded me like a little kid because he got more scared than me.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 4

    Stuck my head out the car window bc I wanted to see why dogs loved it. My grandpa didnt notice, rolled up the window, and I choked. He freaked out when he heard the cat like noises (ironic) I was making while my neck was trying to squeeze through the small opening of the window, but kept raising the window in his panic. Eventually he got it and I was left with a red mark on my neck and no closer to understanding dogs. My grandpa passed earlier this year so its a nice way to remember him and I know he' get a chuckle to know people found it funny. it was meant to be funny so dont feel bad for laughing. My lil sis was in the seat next to me when this happened and she was laughing too, funny then, funny now.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 5

    Waited too long to go to the hospital (pre-Covid) I thought I just had a cold. Husband said, go to the doctor. I said no. Three days later, still not great. Husband said, go to urgent care. I said I will if I don't feel better tomorrow. Next day, I tell husband, I need to go to the ER. A collapsed lung due to pneumonia.Three days in hospital plus breathing issues for the next year. Moral: Listen to your spouse. And yeah, got a whole lot of "I told you so"s. Deserved every one of them.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 6

    While drunk, I sat down outside...to rest for a moment...on a freezing cold Winter's night. Fortunately, a passerby noticed me and encouraged me to get inside. I figure I was probably there dozing for several minutes.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 7

    I commented on a controversial post on reddit

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 8

    Taking apart a dryer completely to clean it out and get it running smoothly again, dropped a screwdriver onto an exposed wire… huge arc and zap sound. I had left it plugged in (up until I realized the incredibly smooth-brained move I had pulled)

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 9

    I almost drowned in the sea as a kid. A current pushed me away from the shore. Lifeguards saved me and were slapping my face. I thought it was a punishment but they were resuscitating me.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 10

    Started hiccuping with peanut butter in my mouth. Peanut butter went down the wrong tube, I started choking, but couldn’t cough bc these hiccups wouldn’t f**king stop. Finally leaned over and managed to cough it out, but it was a close call

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 11

    Swam under a shipyard pier at night (solid concrete above me) and lost my sense of direction. Got lucky and found my way out. To add more detail - A friend and I were "assault swimmers" attacking a ship for a training exercise at night. We would swim from pier pylon to pylon underwater. Take a breath, go under, push off, and swim ~20' to the next pylon, surface and repeat. My mask broke and I was doing it with my eyes closed due to having contacts at the time. One time I just kept swimming and felt like I missed the pylon. When I went to slowly broach the surface I found myself under the concrete above. I had no idea the pier was even built like that. Put my hands up and oriented myself. It looked dark in all directions but my gut told me to the right is where I came from. After that, I stayed on the surface! Cheers!

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 12

    Came very close (about two inches) to backing into a warehouse rack full of two ton coils of sheet metal when I didn't realise that my forklift was in reverse.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 13

    I stuck my head in a random beaker to sniff something in chem lab, I have been very good about wafting since

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 14

    Yelling at someone in the hood, they tried to run me over with their car and then got out and chased me

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 15

    Grown adult and choked on mozzarella cheese. Was only alone for 20 minutes. Can't imagine the obituary

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

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    Drove on an interstate during a hurricane and watched all the cars around me get submerged

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 17

    Literally today, getting undressed to shower and as my pants fell to my ankles I went to step out of them and tripped, almost walloped my head on the sink

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 18

    Unplugging the washing machine with wet hands. My hand slipped onto the prongs while they were still partially in the outlet, and I think my heart stopped for a second before I yanked the plug free. Definitely do not recommend.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 19

    Fell through the ice. The great lakes freeze partially in the winter. Far out there was an ice ridge, and on the other side was this clear glassy ice as far out as I could see. I climbed over the ridge to take a leak in privacy, but it wasn't solid. Went through. Wife had to put down our first infant son to fish me out.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 20

    Choked on a small potato at the Pizza Hut salad bar. Completely lodged in my throat. I raced to the loo and shoved my fingers down my throat, and it popped out. Walked back to my table and finished my salad. I was with my boyfriend. He did nothing. I grabbed the waitress’s arm. All she did was say “is she okay?” to my boyfriend. Hence running to the loo to deal with it myself!!

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 21

    Choked on a life saver. No the hole In the center is not for breathing. Life Savers have holes in them because the inventor, Clarence Crace wanted to create a unique candy. Back in 1912 (109 years ago)

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 22

    Choked on a hamburger in 8th grade beside my old friend who was too busy flirting until someone else saved me

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 23

    I was very small (probably around 5) and when my mum wasn’t looking I tied some clothes around my neck and hooked it to the stair railings, then tried to jump off the railings to see if they would hold me. Fortunately I was too small to climb over the railings and my mum found me before I would’ve jumped.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

  • 24

    Almost got my head squashed by a car due to a small pebble making me fall on the main road

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

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    I let my anger get the best of me and DID NOT hold the piece of wood against the mitre saw wall. (For those that don't know if you don't do that it will without fail take the wood and catch it on one of the blade parts sending you into it with the wood)

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

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    Climbed into one of those power supply units, that supply power to the whole road, whilst retrieving a ball.

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

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    Crashed my bike into a parked car

    27 Terrifying Ways People Almost Met Their Maker

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