Another week, another roundup of all the best and most savage tweets that we thought you needed to see. Twitter doesn't miss and always brings the heat. And if you've been living under a rock and haven't seen the chaos of Twitter for yourself, we only have a few words of advice. You're missing out.

But no need to jump ship and go create an account of your own, that's what we are for, your humble mods. So sit back, relax, and let your scrolling fingers do all the work. And if you find something that offends you, that only means you still have some morality left in your cold and frozen heart.