That awkward moment when you're too high to remember what that animal's really called. Though at least it means you can come up with entirely new and original names to call them, until your recall gets back on a level that is able to retrieve a single past thought such as "wtf is that called?". These names whoever wrote them are absolutely hilarious, and definitely apropos to these. Who can honestly say they have never wanted a Danger Zebra, or a Tyrannosaurus Deer. Whatever the case, no matter how creative these alternative names for animals are, they don't come close to how bad and unfortunate these names are
. Clearly these people have parents who hate their guts. Little else can explain their names.