People on Facebook have no idea what others are doing with their names. Though some people have been creative enough to turn these names into appropriate song lyrics, you really wonder A) are these names real B) If so, how drunk were their parents when they chose it. Some people just can't catch a break with their names, so whether it was their own creative license, or their parents' antics that created their namesake, there should at least be a fun story behind it. But some of these shelter cats need new names. Because the shelter workers clearly have not gone through a course teaching rational thought. Because if they had these names would never have come to be.