“My boss got a package today right after he walked out of the room. I left this for him.”

“Almost had a heart attack this morning at work.”

“Got a new job at a pool company, this is the bathroom.”

“While my boss was on vacation, we found all the unused equipment.”

"The milk situation at work is starting to get a little serious.”

“This is in the office bathroom where I work.”

“My boss got this ridiculous excuse the other week and decided it needed to be hung up.”

“So my boss asked me to make a warning sign for our second floor bay door. How’d I do?”

“My boss was tired of our wire cutters getting stolen. I’m not sure this will solve it.”

“Boss hates Leonardo DiCaprio. So while he was on vacation, we did this.”

“Our boss went to Burning Man, so we decided to make our own art project with his desk.”

“My mom’s boss bought one of the original T-Rex heads from Jurassic Park. This is what you see when exiting the elevator on their floor.”

“I’ve been at my job for 12 years... reading this gave me chest pains.”

“My boss insists on using webcams during meetings. I insist on being a wizard.”

“I asked my boss for an iPad and found this on my table the next day.”

“My boss censored my clevage at work yesterday.”

“My boss has talked to me several times about leaving a note while I’m away from my desk. Today I made this convenient slider.”

“My boss told me to find a way to keep mice out of our cable tray. I think this should work.”

“My boss says that I obviously don’t have enough work to do.”

“My girlfriend got a new job, here’s the cake from her old boss.”

“My boss complained about my coworker’s hair being too long. So she fixed the problem.”

“Woke up to this Snapchat from my boss.”

“My boss and I are in a contest to lose weight. Today is my birthday. This is what he brought me.”

“I work in construction and get paid in cash.”

“My hard drive is dying and my boss said to put it in the freezer... I don’t trust my coworkers.”

“My boss said he was nervous that I was configuring our client’s new computer on the ground. I decided to prank him.”

“It’s the boss’s 50th birthday (birthday 49a, according to her). The team is very supportive.”

“My boss didn’t like his face in the group picture and asked me to photoshop it. Unfortunately, I have very limited GIMP skills.”