29 Hilarious Examples Of Drinking-Thinking

Nathan Johnson Published 01/22/2016 in Funny

Most of the time, having alcohol in your system doesn't end well.

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When drunk Canadians created Beer Pong 2.0
2.
An Amazon purchase you may or may not regret.
3.
This magnificent work of art.
4.
When you lose a cork to a bottle.
5.
Pizza fries... say no more.
6.
A security system that will guarantee anti-theft.
7.
When someone decided to put eyes on everything in the fridge.
8.
"My roommate came in drunk last night and without saying a word, taped these to every single packet of popcorn we had. Revolutionary."
9.
Good job, drunk Conor.
10.
Socks over heels might be useful.
11.
Do you still receive a DUI if your vehicle doesn't have an engine or a steering wheel and is actually an ice cooler on wheels?
12.
It's not just for water bottles.
13.
Pizza on top of pizza, why not?
14.
Hands free sipping.
15.
How you get your roomate to make sure you're awake in the morning for class
16.
How to keep your jewelry 101.
17.
A king's throne.
18.
When you use the special instructions section to get the Dominoes delivery person to buy you McDonald's.
19.
How to fool-proof your phone so drunk you doesn't text/call a certain someone.
20.
A great alternative to waking up and having all your belongings spread out everywhere.
21.
When drunk you has already made breakfast for sober you to eat in the morning.
22.
Suck it Sober ross!
23.
A stroke of genius just happened.
24.
And this is how you prevent hangovers.
25.
And now you'll never loose your bottle opener.
26.
Because tables can be blankets too.
27.
Thank you drunk self for being a gentleman.
28.
When drunk you literally brings up nine cups of water for sober you in the morning.
29.
Just stayin' cozy.

1.
When drunk Canadians created Beer Pong 2.0
2.
An Amazon purchase you may or may not regret.
3.
This magnificent work of art.
4.
When you lose a cork to a bottle.
5.
Pizza fries... say no more.
6.
A security system that will guarantee anti-theft.
7.
When someone decided to put eyes on everything in the fridge.
8.
"My roommate came in drunk last night and without saying a word, taped these to every single packet of popcorn we had. Revolutionary."
9.
Good job, drunk Conor.
10.
Socks over heels might be useful.
11.
Do you still receive a DUI if your vehicle doesn't have an engine or a steering wheel and is actually an ice cooler on wheels?
12.
It's not just for water bottles.
13.
Pizza on top of pizza, why not?
14.
Hands free sipping.
15.
How you get your roomate to make sure you're awake in the morning for class
16.
How to keep your jewelry 101.
17.
A king's throne.
18.
When you use the special instructions section to get the Dominoes delivery person to buy you McDonald's.
19.
How to fool-proof your phone so drunk you doesn't text/call a certain someone.
20.
A great alternative to waking up and having all your belongings spread out everywhere.
21.
When drunk you has already made breakfast for sober you to eat in the morning.
22.
Suck it Sober ross!
23.
A stroke of genius just happened.
24.
And this is how you prevent hangovers.
25.
And now you'll never loose your bottle opener.
26.
Because tables can be blankets too.
27.
Thank you drunk self for being a gentleman.
28.
When drunk you literally brings up nine cups of water for sober you in the morning.
29.
Just stayin' cozy.