29 Things You'll Relate To If You're Nearing Your 30's

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29 Things You'll Relate To If You're Nearing Your 30's

Those of us nearing 30-years-old will relate.

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Published 10 years ago

Those of us nearing 30-years-old will relate.

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You stop freaking out when you don't have plans on a Saturday night. Early twenties: Im staying in tonight and Im such a loser and no one likes me. Now: FINALLY!!

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Your life has generally calmed down a little, and you're totally OK with that. We cant be 21 forever!

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Teen slang enrages you.

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Being cozy starts to supplant all other interests. Yes, this Snuggie IS unironic, thank you.

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Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing. You can do it on your couch!

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You stop being romantic about having your own business cards.

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Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores.

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You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu.

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These signs make you officially feel like a fossil.

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College kids start to look like small children to you.

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Happy hour becomes would rather be at home hour.

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You're truly horrified by the length of time you've been paying your student loans vs. how much of a dent you've made in your principal.

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You realize you've started ordering what your mom orders at the bar.

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Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you.

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Pants without actual waistbands become your top sartorial priority.

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You know that if it's past 8 p.m. and you're not already out, you're NOT going out.

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You witness your first Facebook Divorce. And it's either ugly, or so subtle you almost missed it.

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Your back hurts when you do strenuous tasks, like getting out of bed in the morning.

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You don't know who any YouTube stars are. Who are these people the teens keep referencing?

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You and your friends talk openly about pooping.

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Hello, pimples and wrinkles at the same time!

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You voluntarily buy kale. It's good for you and it tastes horrible.

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Every party you go to now includes at least one baby.

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You dread New Years Eve more than death itself. The crowds! The having-to-stay-up-late! The Am I having enough fun as I should be having?

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Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive.

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You realize it's always worth it to pay more for the direct flight.

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Celebrity kids are now SO grown up. Yep, Britney has a 9-year-old and an 8-year-old.

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Hangovers not only last longer, but INTENSIFY as the day goes on.

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You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO.

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