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“Cork broke off in the bottle of my bourbon.”

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“Having to clear the driveway on a weekend is bad enough…”

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“Came home after student teaching all day, walked in my bedroom and saw water dripping from the ceiling onto my bed.”

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“Tried to live the dream. Went to my first wrestling tryout. Broke my foot. Be careful out there.”

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“My only cup of coffee and bowl are now stuck together and one must be destroyed I think”

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“In my girlfriend’s fortune cookie”

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“That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet :/”

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“So at 6am I was very rudely awakened to the sound of my beautiful reclaimed, but as yet unsecured, art deco basin crashing onto my newly tiled floor. Barbara the cat scarpering out as I reach the bathroom.”

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“8 weeks after my motorcycle accident and 12 hours blowing two tires, I get hit while riding in an Uber and hurt my neck.”

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“A truck carrying egg yolk tipped over…”

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“Someone dumped enough garbage last night in our store dumpster to overfill it. It was nearly empty Monday night. No pickup til Friday, and they were just out of range of setting off the Ring camera. Time to start digging for mail.”

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“Not quite how I wanted my morning to start :(“

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“Was on the top step when it suddenly gave way. Attic access ladder.”

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“This is the inside of my apartment door. Roomie left with my keys and it cannot be unlocked from the inside without a key.”

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“There was a lovely little tree in that pot when I went to bed last night”

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