These might be dumb but they work.
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“My Dad Apparently Sneaks His Remote Into A Local Bar So He Can Change The Channel When He Doesn’t Like What’s On. I’m Equally Embarrassed And Impressed”
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“If You Stain A Shirt, You Can Simply Outline The Stain With A Sharpie And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seem Like You Visit Islands”
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“f It’s Stupid And It Works It Ain’t Stupid”
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“If You Wear Contacts, Leave Them In A Cup Of Coffee Overnight. Instant Sunglasses”
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“I Figured Out You Don’t Actually Have To Assemble These Things”
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“If It Works It’s Not Stupid”
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“Meanwhile This Person Is Living In 3018”
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“Started Staining The Deck And Needed To Keep The Dog Off The Deck Boards. Solution Found”
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“My Brother Wanted To Measure The Trees In His Yard. This Is How Did He Did It”
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“If You’re Broke And Can’t Afford Coasters Grab Some Flooring Samples From Home Depot. They Are Free And Come In A Variety Of Colors And Finishes”
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“Well If It Works It Works”
