There are good days, and then there are
worst days. But, when life has seemingly decided to single you out for no good reason, remember that there's always a silver lining: your misery will, at least, bring fleeting enjoyment to many millions on the internet who just want to feel something, anything once again. So maybe a bronze lining, actually.
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I Think My Dad Regrets His Decision To Clean The Gutters With A Leaf Blower
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I Took Some Aspirin When I Was Tired Really Late At Night. I Realized An Hour Later That What I Took Was Not Aspirin
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Friend Bought A New $500 Speaker Today, Tripped On The Stairs 4 Stories Up While Carrying It Above His Head
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Yesterday Our Neighbor's 80' Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Skylights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing
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You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened While You Were Gone
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In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner. It Was A Trap
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“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure”
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I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail
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Somehow Chucked A Dirty Nappy In The Washing Machine This Morning
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My Neighbors Had A Party Last Night. That’s My Trampoline
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Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet
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At Least He Left A Note There
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A Bird Pooped In The Open Mouth Piece Of My Coffee
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Mistakes Were Made In The Media
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GF And I Have Covid. Heater Went Out, Technician Can't Come Out Due To Quarantine. Decided To Try And Fix It Myself
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I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket
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Results From An Allergy Test - My Body Reacts To Every Type Of Local Allergen
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I Have Two Outlets In My House That Don't Work. Purchased 2 New Outlets To Replace Them. Turns Out There Are No Wires To Connect Them To
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“2021 Dad Of The Year” Ladies And Gentlemen. I Told Her To Shower, Instead Of Rinse Her Hair Out, Right After Dying It
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So How Is Your Morning Going?
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Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today
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That Time I Went To London And Finally Got To See Big Ben
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Is It Funnier Knowing That These Are Antidepressants?
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Went Down To The Basement To Do Laundry
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We Heard Crash In The Middle Of The Night - Though That Was A Thief But It Was This
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When You've Been Looking Forward To A Reese's All Day But Then You Open One Up And Find A Worm In It
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I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda
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