See, we had our interns lined up all around the Pit of Everlasting Despair in the bottommost bunker of the eBaums World Secret Headquarters, about to cast them into the unending darkness contained within, when we got this 28 page report of the latest job fails. Seeing the kind of job fails running around out there, we thought we'd give the interns one more week to convince Kevin Bacon to tattoo our logo on his chest before condemning them to eternal oblivion.