1

"This is how they handed my pizza to me, having scooped it bare-handed out of the bag":

2

"I brought muffins to work because of my birthday. Five minutes later, they told me I was fired because of budget cuts":

3

"I'm changing the door knobs. The previous owner put a fake spider inside the keyhole. Nearly gave me a heart attack":

4

"Moved into a house. Literally the only thing my neighbor has said is, 'Don't park in front of my house.' Guess whose car that is parked in front of my house":

5

"Eight hours of having a new US passport in my pocket, and the front has completely degraded":

6

"Price tags are a thing of the past! (Apparently.)":

7

"I bought ripped jeans for summer, and my mom sewed the holes":

8

"Saw a guy plating his food on a buffet tray":

9

"The highway patrol cut down my family friend's 100-year-old tree because someone complained about it":

10

"My boyfriend put my Nintendo Switch through the washing machine":

11

"Movie was supposed to start at 8:55 and it’s 9:25":

12

"Our ceiling caved in after a year of telling our landlord that the ceiling has been sagging":

13

"They bent my diploma":

14

And finally, "Let's hope there isn't a fire":

15

"I Guess I'll Move Out And Just Let Him Live Here"

16

"Sunlight Through This Glass Doorknob Started A Housefire"

17

"This Guy Stole My Bread. While I Was Going To The Bathroom He Comes In And Shows Me His Prize"

18

"Goats... Really?"

19

"Husband Went Into The Attic To Fix A Leak. Lost His Footing And Fell Through. He’s Ok. The Whole Floor Level Of Our Home Is Not"

20

"Guest's 8-Year-Old Child Damaged An Already-Fragile Copy Of Homer's Iliad From 1872"

21

"I Booked My Flight Online And Chose The "Vegetarian Oriental" Meal. This Is What I Got"

22

23

"Even Worse Than 52 Card Pickup"

24

"Gloves Broke At The Seam On Both Hands For Both Colors. My Hands Didn’t Even Completely Fill Up The Glove So I Don’t Know What Happened. My Work Buddies Are Gonna Find This Hilarious"

25

"Well This Is Sad. Mom Dropped Her Phone On The Train Tracks Obliterating The Thing And Damaged Her Only Photos Of Her Deceased Grandparents"

26

"Was Just About To Leave For Work. Ceiling Fell Right On The Gaming Setup"

27

"I Just Wanted A Beer After A Long Day Of Work. First, Tab Broke Off. I Used A Spoon To Open It Only To Find Another Tab. Opening It Shotgun Style, I Guess"

28

"My Upstairs Neighbor Dropped A Quart Of Milk And It's Dripping Into My Apartment"

29

"Opened The Cupboard Door And A 1k Candle Fell Out"

30

"Neighbor's Kid Decided To Decorate My Car With A Rock To Make It Look "Cute""