Well I’m Permanently Half Blind Now. How Are You Guys Doing?
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Somebody Sank Their Water Ferrari And Just Left It
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Screw You Tesla
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Been Listening To This Guy Weedwhack A City Lot All Day. Who Is Punishing This Man?
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My University Is Burning 20 Minutes Into New Year
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Flipped And Abandoned G Wagen
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Ordered (Boneless) Wings For The Big Game. Only Three Were Not Completely Raw. It Was $76 And DoorDash Refuses To Give Us A Refund
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Alarm Fire In Salt Lake City. New Apartments Under Construction Burned Up And Took 12 Businesses With It Including A Porsche Dealership. 65 Firefighters Attended
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I Heard A Loud Pop Under My Desk Only To Find This
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Made It Half Way Home Before I Bit Into One Of These Not-McDonald’s-Nuggets In The Car, In The Dark, And Almost Puked
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Came Back To My College Apartment This Morning With My Roommates Having Done This
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Went To The Store To Pick Up A Candle For My Daughter’s Birthday, Guess How Old She’s Turning?
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Amazon Sent Me An Empty Bag, And The Delivery Picture Shows It Was Open
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I Attended My Sister-In-Law’s Ash Internment Yesterday, And They Brought Her Ashes To The Cemetery In A Sports Direct Bag
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Guys Help, My Finger Is Actually Stuck. What Do I Do?
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Guess Who Only Had Cash
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Left My Car Sitting At Work For A Little Over A Month. Went To Go Pick It Up Today And The Interior Is Covered In Mold. FML
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My Brother Forgot About This In The Fridge For Almost 2 Months
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The Plane I’m In Is Super Foggy For Some Reason
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Finland's Olympic Athlete Dormitory In Beijing
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This Is Why You Don't Hire Contractors Who Secure Cabinets To Dry Wall Only, Thousands In Damage Last Night
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My Backyard Burned Down While I Was Taking A Dump
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My Dad Said He Would Make Dinner Today And Grilled The Expensive Bullet Steak I Bought. This Is The Result
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It Will Cost A Lot To Repair The Car
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When You Buy Three 6900 XTs For $3000 From Russia And Get Noodles And Newspapers
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Wind Was A Little High In Colorado
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The "Grilled Cheese Reuben" I Spent $15 On And Over An Hour Waiting For
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A Week After Installing Our New Garage Door Opener Our Teenager Backs Into Both Garage Doors Completely Dislodging Them And Hitting A Support Beam
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The Ceiling Of My School Gym Just Collapsed
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Bender Fender, Hit And Run. Long Beach, California