There are
some jobs that just scream "I've seen things."
Crime Scene Cleaner. Police Diver. Snake milker. It would be unusual, in most people's minds, for 'Mechanic' to be high up on that list. And most people would be
wrong.
Being a mechanic involves more than just staring at auto-parts, pointing at stuff and saying "Well, there's your problem." This is because being a mechanic in today's world often involves cars. And the problem with
cars is that they belong to people. And people, as anyone will tell you,
are weird.
1
Very Sneaky... Walked Under The Lift Not Paying Attention... Got T-Bagged
2
Technically A Carryout Since It Isn't Rolling Anywhere
3
C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running
4
C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)
5
Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This
6
Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof
7
Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash
9
Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl
10
Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On
11
“My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”
12
Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering
14
The New "Swiss" Frame! 15% Lighter Than Conventional Frames...
17
21' Jetta 1.4 With 1300 Miles. Probably The 6th Clutch I've Done In The Last Month. What Makes People Buy Standard Cars When They Clearly Don't Know How To Drive Stick Is Beyond Me
18
C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times
19
C/S: I Don't Believe In Oil Changes!
20
One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone
22
Oof... And It's An E Class...
23
Customer Is Always Right
24
Customer "My Cars Heat Isn't Working"
25
Customer States Vehicle Has "Minor Coolant Leak"
26
4wd Came In After Getting Stuck In A Deep Puddle, Car Wouldn’t Start At All With Nearly Every Light On The Dash. Pulled The Ecu Out And Found This Nightmare
27
C/S States Engine Making “Pssst Pssst Pssst” Noise
29
Guy Said He Hadn’t Changed His Oil In A Couple Months
30
This Got Towed Into My Buddy's Uncle's Shop In Nj. Snap-On Impact Gun Flew Through The Customers Windshield While On 78
