We all know that if we praise the heavens with the proper rituals and sacrifices, our harvest will be bountiful and the gods will smile down on us. There’s no better feeling than venerating the ancestral spirits and receiving eternal blessings!

But who among us hasn’t forgotten to make an offering to the gods from time to time? We’ve all had that awful moment when the sacrifice slips our mind and we are stricken with plagues, storms, and infertility. Just one little mistake and horrible abominations like these are born in our community. Remember, kids: Always perform your sacred pagan rites.