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31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

By Nathan Johnson

Published 4 years ago in Facepalm

We all have secrets. Things that happened to us, or perhaps that we have done that we've never told anyone, especially not family or parents. Check out this list of some of the biggest and juiciest secrets they have never told their parents.
  • 1

    I have an eating disorder. I’ve had one since I was 11, and I even went to the hospital for it. They still don’t know.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 2

    I met the guy my mom told me was my real father. We did a DNA test and there is a 0% chance. He even took me on a white water rafting trip with his wife and son. I’ve never told her.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 3

    I was a phone sex operator in University. I told everyone I took phone orders for The Bay (department store in Canada). One day my dad asked me if they were hiring. Nope. We were not.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 4

    I was a high functioning depressed alcoholic for my whole college life.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 5

    My parents divorced when I was eight. My dad left, and I never saw much of him. Among other issues, he came out to my brother and I before they divorced. I never told my mother that he was gay. My father passed in 2011, my mother in 2017. I think she had an idea, but we never discussed it. He was born in 1945, before such a thing was accepted, and attempted at 'passing.'

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 6

    When I was at Walmart with my mom, and I stole 2 of those big cartons full of Pokemon Cards. Took the cards and stuffed them in my backpocket. I planned the whole robbery a week before. I was the best robber at 9.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 7

    That I’m diagnosed bipolar.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 8

    When I was around 14 I overheard my parents arguing. My mom was yelling at my dad about some [adult] searches on the computer. It was really me that was going on the computer in their room and watching [it]. He kept denying it and she kept calling him a liar. He slept in the guest bedroom for a month after that fight.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 9

    My mum doesn't know I've been arrested twice, one time with my dad.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 10

    I recorded Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz over my sister's high school graduation video. It's been about 18 years, but I still feel bad.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 11

    That my sister is gay. She openly admits it to everyone, except for my family. She opened up to me, eventually but both my parents and older brother don't know about it. Since then we've become a lot closer than when we were kids.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 12

    Parents are (and raised me to be) staunch Mormon. (For those unfamiliar, Mormons believe their church is the only true church on Earth.) I don't believe it's true. They think I still go, but it's infrequent at best.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 13

    My location for the past 25 years.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 14

    I make more money than I let on. My parents have and will always be the "I take care of you all your life, time for you to pay it back" type of parent. Except there is no end to this "debt". So I hide money from them so they can't take advantage of me

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 15

    That I'm a lesbian. And that that "friend" who I don't invite home anymore is actually my ex...

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 16

    My mom has made derogatory comments about lesbian/bi women. I think that if I came out as bi she'd make it seem like she'd accept it, but deep down she wouldn't really. I don't think I'll ever be coming out fully.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 17

    I actually DID know why my laptop wasn't working. I spilt a fair bit of Jack Daniel's on it.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 18

    That I’m not going to finish my degree and I’ve paid off my student loans. My degree was pointless and I don’t do well in school due to my ADHD. My dad constantly asks when I’m going to finish and stop bartending...I just say soon. I hate disappointing them because my Dad gets very proud of my sister and I with our accomplishments...but truth be told, I’m quite content with the 60k I make bartending. My degree would've only pulled 35k starting.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 19

    That I thought I have mental problems but I keep pushing it down and trying to fix it myself, because I think that people will think its for the attention and it makes me question myself but I try to be normal.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 20

    When I was 12 I saw emails on my mom's iPod touch. The emails were very suggestive and were between my mother and another man. I never told my dad that I saw those emails. I wish I did, because it turned out that she was cheating on him. This is the first time I've mentioned it to anyone. It feels good to get it off my chest.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 21

    My depression and the fact I nearly failed out of first year because I couldn't handle university.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 22

    I sometimes grab lunch or dinner on the way home from class, and I don't tell them. If I did, I'd probably get yelled at for "wasting money when we have perfectly good food at home." My mom's cooking is great but...... sometimes I just want to grab some pizza. Recently she's been on a some obscure health diet plan that she's forcing everyone through, but it's a bit ridiculous.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 23

    I’ve read or written fan fiction since I was 16 years old. I have no idea what they thought I was laughing at on my laptop for the last ten years but I’m glad they didn’t know the truth. Some of it is preeeeetty explicit.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 24

    Got an abortion last year.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 25

    The fact that I work out, hard and heavy. My Mom thinks that muscles on girls are gross, and for the years that she knew I worked out she treated me like I'm gross too. It was heartbreaking for me. So now I pretend that I lost interest in lifting weights and I'm much happier this way. (the true fact is that I gave it up for 2 months and couldn't stand life without it) It's sad that I can't keep my Mom in the loop of my most loved passion, but I've accepted it :)

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 26

    They have a grandchild.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 27

    My dad doesn't know that I was suspended due to grades for a semester in college.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 28

    That I'm trans and bi. My mother passed away before I could come out to her and I really don't know if my father will care about me more than his political beliefs.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 29

    I smashed a supermarket window.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 30

    I used to watch southpark when they thought I was sleeping.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

  • 31

    How much I cry. They have too much to deal with and I've learned to handle it on my own and get back to my normal smiley self.

    31 People Share the Biggest Secret They've Kept from Their Parents

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