1

This is the "original"

2

"I know what this car is worth after restoration"

3

Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.

4

I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.

5

It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes

6

$40 for someone's recyclable trash

7

Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685

8

No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.

9

She not only wants to get the mice for free, but you have to deliver them

10

$7000 for a car with no engine

11

Yea we all know how collectible Beanie Babies are. There's several of these on eBay right now priced at "buy it now" for $6.99.

12

Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work

13

Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!

14

Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad

15

Barely used. It's only been buried in the ground with a rotting corpse for 2 years

16

Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap

17

By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.

18

If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k

19

How did he even get such a bad deal for a Kia?

20

Pretty good deal for a game no one wants

21

This was advertised AFTER the eclipse

22

For wasp nest collectors...

23

I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.

24

25

Cracked display, nothing major.

26

$300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.

27

If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...

28

Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?

29

Definitely no signs of it being used.

30

Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.

31

This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.