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“I had to break through my bathroom door. The lock failed and wouldn’t open and I was home alone for at least two days and didn’t have the phone with me so I had to break through.”

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“How my $150 hot sauce arrived a few months ago.”

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“Well this never happened before to my eggs.”

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“I tried taking a picture of my friend’s dog but he ended up attacking the carton of eggs I was holding.”

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“GF accidentally spilled hot wax on PS5”

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“So we went out for burritos.”

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“I rented an AirBnB to have a relaxing weekend. I’m now flooded-in and a prisoner here. (That used to be the street).”

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“I went to help my messy mom clean up her house in preparation to sell it.”

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“Late night hotel checkin, bathroom soaked in piss.”

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"I borrowed my freshly sharpened axe to a friend. He got mad at me for telling him to be careful with it. He returned it like this."

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"I parked first, there’s nothing behind the other guy and a tree behind me"

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"The angle of my foot in my cast (45 instead of 90)"

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"Nooo! They said that battery has been discontinued. Maybe I’m forced to buy a new phone."

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"The city accidentally cut my internet cord"

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"My groceries were delivered to me with security tags on them..."

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"Couldn't find the can opener."

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"Stress ball burst over keyboard"

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"It feels like we all live in a big public oven here"

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"Husband dropped my glass Tupperware containing his lunch."

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"It might be a rough start for this boarding ticketless person"

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"Our car was booped while we weren't home. It's a really much worse than it looks."

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"The poor guy was unloading plants at the local home store."

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