The Funniest and Dankest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest and Dankest Tweets of the Week

If there is one thing that Twitter takes seriously, it's closing around.

Published 3 years ago in Funny

If there is one thing that Twitter takes seriously, it's closing around. Which is why we keep going back, day in and day out, for all the laughs the sick minds of Twitter give us.

Our days wouldn't be the same without the jokes we find while scrolling through the endless slog of boring news and television reviews.

So put the day on pause and dive into a fresh batch of funny tweets from the sharp minds of Twitter.

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The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.

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I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.

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This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.

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This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.

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This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.

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Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?