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Just a wife making fun of her husband’s love of hummus.

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“My wife is excited for my vasectomy tomorrow…”

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“Pregnant women can be vicious. This is my wife trolling me at breakfast.”

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A perfect breakfast one wife set in front of her husband.

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Wife burn.

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“Wife bought a chalkboard xmas tree to count down the number of days until xmas. I’ve been erasing the number and writing conspiracy theories instead, infuriating her. Today, she took it too far.”

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“I told my wife I wanted a mid-century model home for our next place, and this is what I got…”

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“Wife replaced the pink soap with clear without washing it first. The pink soap floated to the top and I was grossed out saying that it looked like afterbirth. Today I found this.”

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“I asked the kind lady at the pet shop for a shed tarantula skin, to put among the bananas to scare my husband!”

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“My wife and I make banners for each other on birthdays. This was what I woke up to this morning.”

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“So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning.”

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“Wife boiled a few eggs. I asked her to mark them with “B’s” to tell them apart.”

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This wife who isn’t impressed by her husband’s sensitive teeth.

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“My wife asked me to grab something in the bedroom, this was waiting for me…”

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“My lovely wife killing the bathroom decorations.”

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That’s the dirtiest picture that guy is going to get from his wife.

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Just a little bathroom love note for her husband.

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“Wife asked me if I wanted a cup of tea, I said yes please. This is what I got… She thinks she’s so funny.”

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She’s not a fan of pet names…

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“My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas, she’s crafty so I told her to make me something. Couldn’t be happier.”

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A wife’s heartfelt Valentine’s Day cake.

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Trolling via home decor.

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“Wife made me a pillow.”

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“I replaced the toilet paper with a lint roller.”

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“Wife left a note saying she left some french toast in the pan for me. Was disappointed.”