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Just trying to ride a bike near a nesting magpie.

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4 days after moving to Chicago.

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Finally got my license, it came expired! Thanks, New York!

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My wall in my apartment after dating a lunatic.

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Never thought it’ll happen to me. 6 hours flight, touched me 3 times.

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Well…

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My shoe decided to fall apart before my wedding.

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Came out of class on Saturday to my car being used as a seesaw. I had wheel locks too.

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When no one notices the cooler stopped working.

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Who didn’t replace the bags in the diaper pale?

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The drive-up ATM decided to crash right when I put my debit card in, preventing me from retrieving it. I was pretty late to work.

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They had one job.

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My bike pedals broke off on my way to school, this is my only form of personal transportation.

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This morning I learned that this is called a torsion spring. I also learned that I can’t lift my garage door by myself…

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Was invited on my first date since the corona pandemic (European time). As soon as we began discussing date details, Facebook services crashed and now I’m reading a book alone in a bar

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Another bed bites the dust.

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Hey McDonald’s, it would be nice for those of us that ask for NO ICE to get a full drink!

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Every single grape in the bag has seeds.

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Worked overtime. Didn’t eat since breakfast. I ordered pizza delivery from skip the dishes. Got this.

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Took my favorite shirt to the dry cleaners before my boss’s wedding tomorrow….. Time to go shopping I guess.

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Turns out this Tupperware isn’t water-tight. Had a couple of sandwiches in the bottom of a cooler with ice. And I was worried about the pickles making my sandwich soggy.

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