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“A guy pretended to be the nonexistent Prince of Montenegro and Macedonia for years, going to countless events for free and mixing with the elites of Mediterranean Europe.”

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“They’ll never notice I’m not a building.”

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“Got into a party with pieces of paper coated in highlighter fluid and drawn ridges.”

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“I have been seeing movies for free for about a year now after finding this in the bin of 3D glasses at the theatre.”