For some reason, people who get tattooed right above their ass crack tend to choose designs that are not so, let’s say, sophisticated. 

Tramp stamps in general don’t usually stand out as masterpieces of body art, so when you see one that’s really bad you just have to sit back and admire it. 

Why do people put tattoos like these on the one part of their back that could possibly be visible? A little higher up or lower down, and you’re safe. But everyone is seeing your tramp stamp the second you bend over to pick something up, or the slightest gust of wind moves your t-shirt. Truly one of life’s great mysteries.