EBay is a great website if you’re looking for a used DVD box set, a bootleg t-shirt, or a ritual to banish your neighbor to an alien dimension beyond comprehension. 

Yes, a creepy doll possessed by the spirits of 1,000 demons can be yours to own forever, provided you are willing to cover the cost of shipping and wait three to five business days.

If you’ve got an extra $100 burning a hole in your pocket, you could spend it on eBay to have a witch or warlock perform a definitely-real ritual that will completely change your life. And no, it’s not a scam, it’s magic. You should seriously be careful throwing around the word ‘scam’, because many of these sellers clearly have access to dark sorceries that could make your existence a living nightmare.