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I forgot the Pepsi was in the back of my car, and it was -16 Fahrenheit night before last.

2

This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.

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Today’s my birthday. No one could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!

4

A seagull somehow managed to shit directly into my GFs ear while she was walking.

5

So part of the automated chicken feeding system broke today.

6

I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth golfers aiming directly at our homes.

7

-25 outside. Heavy grocery bag. No gloves. Long reunion/chat with old friend in parking lot. Gravity.

8

That time I went to London and finally got to see Big Ben.

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Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS.

10

When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.

11

We heard crash in the middle of the night – though that was a thief but it was this.

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“2021 Dad of the Year” ladies and gentlemen. I told her to shower, instead of rinse her hair out, right after dying it.

13

Bottle of sweet & sour sauce exploded in my bag.

14

So how is your morning going?

15

Before and after of my uninsured femur break.

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UPS delivered my new monitor today (by dropping it over a 7 ft spiked wall).

17

I think I need to find a new barber.

18

I dropped my nearly full vile of insulin on the floor and it broke… (I have a spare but that’s 60+ bucks I’ll never get back).

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Tried to buzzcut my hair because all the barbers were closed, clipper called it quits halfway through. 4 days until my Amazon one arrives.

20

See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles.

21

Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives and I have to pee.

22

Anyone else have to remove their washer agitator because they washed a new box of staples, or is it just me?

23

Someone managed to lose their new box of…lost-item trackers.

24

My mother took up a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut. This is the result.

25

Someone’s nail got stuck in the elevator button.

26

Person fined for speeding while their car was being towed.

27

Been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, it has finally arrived.

28

Wife sent me to the store for sugar on my way home and I didn’t realize what happened until I went to put it in the trunk. Figured I’d share my misery.

29

WALKED into the chiro for minor back pain, left in a wheelchair straight to the ER with paralyzing sciatic nerve pain.

30

My dad’s decided to grow tomatoes this year, here is the harvest.

31

Friend bought a new $500 speaker today, tripped on the stairs 4 stories up while carrying it above his head.

32

Mistakes were made.

33

5 y/o opened the Perler Beads upside down.

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“You are NOT going to believe what happened while you were gone.”

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