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“A friend’s client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus”

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“See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles.”

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“My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen.”

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“Drunk girl left my froster Machine running”

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“Tried to hang a curtain over my front door, but didn’t realize what I did until I stepped back.”

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“My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size…”

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