The internet is a truly wonderful thing for many reasons, allowing us instant access to a veritable treasure trove of human knowledge and cat videos.

Unfortunately, it's also full of idiots who love to talk a big game from behind a keyboard and have zero sense of irony when posting about how tough they are. These folks genuinely think someone is looking at that post and thinking "Wow, that is one highly stable, very accomplished person who shouldn't be trifled with." Whereas, in reality, we're all just cringing.