This is unfortunate.
By Nathan Johnson
Published 3 years ago
“I’ve seen it happen in movies but never dreamed I would see it in real life.”
“This tree fell and pulled the whole lawn up with it.”
“My friend’s car was squished by a tree earlier today after some high winds.”
“Started a new job and was told they recycle their earplugs at the end of every shift. I think I’ll just go buy my own.”
“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.”
“We had a huge storm the other day, and this happened to my friend.”
“The watermelon I grew”
“Tenants called today to tell me the toilet wouldn’t flush, the plumber turned up to this.”
“That’s my luggage, and it’s not on the plane.”
“I have a shy bladder and walked into my worst nightmare.”
“The one time I decided to drive instead of ride my bike, this happened halfway to work.”
“All I wanted was to make myself some orange juice.”
“How my friend’s Friday the 13th started out”
“Just so you know, a 10-foot pipe does not fit in a Toyota RAV4.”
“If you were a cat, there’s a 9/10 chance you’d be named ’Socks.’”
“My bedroom ceiling collapsed.”
