If you've never been to Pornhub, you're not missing much. It's just a bunch of people having sex while someone pokes a camera around them until one of the performers passes out from exhaustion. No one even gets a prize at the end.

But if you do go to Pornhub, the best stuff to check out are the comments. These comments are like a laboratory for testing out jokes and witty banter.

For all of the shocking/surprising content Pornhub hosts, their comments are really the only things that get people talking anymore. Read some of the funniest ones here then share your favorite with your stepdad.