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36 Things That Are Legal But Are Nuts If You Do Them.

People can be stranger than fictional characters.

By Nathan Johnson

Published 4 years ago

People can be stranger than fictional characters.

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One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich. It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

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I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

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My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

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walking around in public with a glass of water from home

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Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

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Working out in a suit

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Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

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When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

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Eating a onion whole, like an apple

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Eating food in any bathroom ever

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Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

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stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

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Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

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Digging holes in your backyard at night. Just doing some night digging.

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Standing silently at night along a forest road.

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blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

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Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

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Using both hands to put on Chapstick

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Flying a kite at night

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Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

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Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

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Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

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Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

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Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy

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Eating a banana with the skin on

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While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

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When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

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Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

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Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.

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Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

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Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

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Eating in public without using your hands at all.

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Trimming your lawn with scissors.

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walking backwards in public

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Putting your shoes on before the pants.

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Framing photos of yourself.

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