Life really can be cruel sometimes. One day you're on top of the world, and then the next day you find yourself in a Toyota Yaris at the bottom of a canyon with a squirrel on your lap saying "Don't do anything crazy now!"
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Life really can be cruel sometimes. One day you're on top of the world, and then the next day you find yourself in a Toyota Yaris at the bottom of a canyon with a squirrel on your lap saying "Don't do anything crazy now!"
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A wasp flew into my car window while I was driving and stung me.
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When common sense isn't so common.
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Well, guess i'm taking an uber or the bus.
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If you have ever accidentally done this.. you know the pain.
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Grabbed the wrong one and now all of my chocolate chip cookies taste weird.
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Pulled this out of my mouth while eating my sandwich…felt like a popcorn hull until it started wiggling.
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Somebody sank their water Ferrari and just left it.
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"Found my car like this when I took a break at work."
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"My husband made the perfect nachos"
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"Just bought this underwater protective case in Thailand and went swimming with it."
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"How my new license plate was delivered by FedEx. 1 day late."
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"I forgot to add something important to my morning coffee"
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"1st attempt at smoking a brisket - Happy Mother's Day!"
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"Today I learned that a coffee pot can explode."
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"Finally have time to go to the beach and..."
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"Passed by this squirrel eating someone’s pizza"
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When a windy day exposes your secret.
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"Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint."
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"I was looking forward to moving to the empty window seat"
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"My salt crusher broke over my food"
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"My mom forgot to roll up her passenger window in the car wash"
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"I’ve dropped a lot of plates in my 43 years on earth. But I’ve never seen one get obliterated so absolutely."
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"My kid got a box of onions instead of nuggets in his happy meal"
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"Was standing in the grocery store when the ceiling tile above me fell, hit me in the head, followed by a few gallons of dirty water. I was completely soaked and employees didn't do anything."
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"Where my sunglasses have been hiding for 2 weeks."
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"I guess I will eat dirty sink pasta"
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"Eating while driving and spilled barbecue sauce in the worst place possible"
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"My wife was in shock when she received this $9 sandwich this afternoon…"
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"Love biting into my mostly hollow doughnut."
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"I just spilled a full cup of orange juice all over myself on the last day of vacation. I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants."
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"Checking my jar of Jif as I’m reading about the recall…"
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"Had a decent day drinking and fishing"
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"The chocolates stayed in the back of the car for an entire day."
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"Well I'm 2 hours into my shift and noticed I put on two different shoes this morning."
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"Nothing like dropping all your sockets in the street"
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"Robot pushed past me and gave me this sh#t eating grin as it closed the elevator door without me"
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Not just how the heck... but what the heck?!
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"When you’re rough day includes breaking a toilet seat with your @$$"
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"Went out for the night and forgot my drawer open, cats found the stash, entire room’s now glittered in catnip"
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"Say hello to Anthony, the ant behind my TV screen."
