You might be wondering why we have a giant safe in our office, but we assure you that's not what's important right now. Just stare at these pics instead.

If anything, you should be wayyyyyyyy more worried about the underground meme prison we operate beneath the Denny's on I-55. Did you know if you dig far enough down, you get to a point where international law no longer technically applies to you? Neither did I until I got this job!