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“Went to ride my bike yesterday for the first time this year, fell and broke my arm.”

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Pain.

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“Accidentally rolled over it with my desk chair…”

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“Yeah, but I bet not very many of you have broken your hand playing miniature golf.”

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“Ball got punctured by the only spike in a tree”

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“Ran out of fuel 10km out of town. Thought I could make it”

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“$300 Blender Container blows apart grinding parmesan cheese.”

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“Pepper grinder broke mid grind.”

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Mistakes were made.

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“I really should’ve tied my hair together. Still have much left but damn that hurt.”

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“This bagel sandwich I got from a local coffee stand.”

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“It’s apparently a skip day that I wasn’t aware of.”

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“Dog chewed through the wire that connects my home to the internet when I popped out today.”

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“RV fire in a parking lot.”

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“My bowl violently disassociated itself from itself while I was thawing a chunk of frozen soup.’

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Welp.

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“Ordered a comforter and linens and got a watering can.”

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“Opened the fridge & the salsa exploded covering me and the fridge.”

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“Went to grind some salt on my breakfast and this happened.”

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“After several days without my glasses, an eye exam, and overnight shipping on new glasses; I found them tangled in a cable under my desk.”

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I re-nested a baby bluebird and went to check on him the next morning….

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