If you’ve got a perfect life with no worries, we want to put a stop to that right now.

People don’t experience true horrors on the internet anymore. This used to be a place where a random game website would give you pop-ups with some of the most horrific imagery imaginable. We’re sick of this gentrified, softball version of the internet. We need some jpegs to burn right through our eyeballs.

We’re going back to the glory days of the cursed web and we’re shoving you in a sack and bringing you with us.