1

“Staff forgot to cover up the pool tables at a college bar on a Friday night.”

2

“Took a bite before I saw this…”

3

“Stupidly didn’t wear a hat while hiking in the desert. Consequences.”

4

“Used a bit too much woodglue to secure the hook to the door. Came back to it dried like this.”

5

“Doctor recommended I lose 30 pounds. Told him I can do it in a month. I began working out twice a day and lost 25 pounds within a month. On the 30th day I tore my Achilles literally doing nothing. No contact. I was just jogging and heard a pop. Worst pain in my life. I’m not even motivated anymore.”

6

“My first ever car got stolen in the tiktok “Kia/Hyundai” challenge, and driven through a gate into the woods and the perps got away.”

7

“I’ve only got 4 miles of range left and find this.”

8

“Tried CrossFit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis”

9

“Been wanting chili for months and finally made it today, only to realize before final simmering of all ingredients there were bugs in my chili powder.”

10

“Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan”

11

“Coming into work to discover that someone left the ice machine door open overnight.”

12

“So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome.”

13

“In-laws dog ate my glasses first night I arrived for visit.”

14

“I just wanted my apartment to smell pretty. Good-Bye, Security Deposit.”

15

“I was trimming my eyebrows with a manscaper and the adjustable part moved and I shaved them.”

16

“Tried to crush some peanuts with my cast iron pan .”

17

“I was looking forward to having mini-muffins for breakfast this morning and this is what I found. He ate the top and left this for me.”

18

“Found in a tenancy Facebook Group (Sydney, Australia)”

19

“This Airbnb host’s kitchen rules…”

20

21

“Security guard texting my wife after she checked into a business”

22

“My supervisor at work decided to let me know his opinion on my purchase”

23

“This Uber driver accepted a ride and then sent this. Why accept it?”

24

“Went to visit my in-laws for a week. Also, I pay for a street parking pass”

25

“Am I crazy or is this acceptable? We share a laundry room with the people upstairs (the laundry room is right outside our door) This pile of dirty clothes has been sitting there for 5 days, this is nothing new. My bf is making me feel like the crazy one for having a problem with it, Advice please?”

26

“When I went out to shut off the smoker and put the cover on, I come back to my wife having eaten all the skin.”

27

“Went to a Friendsgiving, they let their neighbor know ahead of time that they would be having people over, it was 4:45 pm on a Saturday and about 6 people were there at that point. He abruptly knocked on the door once, taped this note to the door, and ran off.”

28

“Made an enemy on my first day of work”

29

“Ordered from Instacart for the first time and this is how the chicken came”

30

“Was planning on going to a concert, got replaced an hour before it started”

31

“Someone’s been leaving notes on my car at work, this is the most recent and in-depth one yet. Nope.”

32

“My roommate thinks I should pay for things I had no idea they were buying.”

33

“Left on my sister’s windshield… who is from Asheville, but has South Carolina plates… Stay classy Asheville.”

34

“What is wrong with people? Open your own mail”

35

“Because I work all day and can control where the wind blows. Was mailed to me (probably by my neighbor’s wife), envelope postmarked the next town over.”

36

“My Uber drivers response after asking him why he was sitting in the same spot”

37

“Person I share a bathroom with whom shall remain unnamed”

38

“Sure, I’ll just hand over my painstaking work for free. Need help with a response.”

39

“Seen in apartment lobby – kids are being kids!”

40

“Roommate crashed my car while borrowing it to go to work then refuses to pay anything unless I let her continue to drive it in the future”